The Shannon Matthews Collectors' Plate
To commemorate the conviction of Dewsbury slob, Karen Matthews for abducting her own daughter, the Dangleberry Mint is proud to present this exquisite plate.Each of these beautiful keepsakes is individually crafted, using 100% pure crockery obtained from a car boot sale behind the Dewsbury branch of Matalan a week last Tuesday.
"The People's Urchin"
Each delightful plate features a touching montage of the Nation's favourite dysdunctional family who hid their urchin in an Argos divan as part of a cack-handed attempt to scam The Sun for £50,000 in reward money.
"It must be true, it were all round Asda"
The plate will be delivered to you in a presentation carrier bag from the exclusive retailer, Netto's, and each comes with a certificate of authenticity to reassure you that it genuinely is a plate.
"As probably seen on GMTV"
You will derive hours of pleasure gazing a this beautiful memento. Or maybe have your tea off it - we recommend Mini Kievs, Value Brans and Potato Waffles.
Tx TB!
"It must be true, it were all round Asda"
The plate will be delivered to you in a presentation carrier bag from the exclusive retailer, Netto's, and each comes with a certificate of authenticity to reassure you that it genuinely is a plate.
"As probably seen on GMTV"
You will derive hours of pleasure gazing a this beautiful memento. Or maybe have your tea off it - we recommend Mini Kievs, Value Brans and Potato Waffles.
Tx TB!
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