A woman is very lonely on Christmas Eve. She is wearing this pretty red silk dress for Christmas and then she hears Santa coming down the chimney. "Oh Santa!" she says. "Thank goodness you are here! I've been so lonely! Can you stay for the night?""Ho, Ho, Ho, gotta go, gotta go, can't leave my reindeer left in the snow."
She slides down a sleeve from her dress, "Can you stay now Santa?" she asks.
"Ho, Ho, Ho, gotta go, gotta go, can't leave my reindeer left in the snow."
She slides down the other sleeve, "can you please stay now Santa?" asked the women.
"Ho, Ho, Ho, gotta go, gotta go, can't leave my reindeer left in the snow."
Finally she takes off the whole dress and asks if he can stay.
"Hey, Hey, Hey, gotta stay, gotta stay! Can't get down the chimney with my boner in the way!"
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