The next day, the first little girl went to the front. "me and my daddy run a farm, and when we went to sell our eggs the basket tipped over and we lost all our eggs. My moral: don't put all your eggs in one basket."
A little boy came to the front. "me and my dad run a farm too,and only six of the twelve eggs hatched in the incubator. My moral: don't count your chickens before they hatch."
A second little girl came up and said: "my uncle Eddie was a fighter pilot in Vietnam, and was shot down over enemy territory. All he had floating down was a bottle of Jack Daniels, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the Jack Daniels to not waste it and landed in the middle of a hundred Vietnamese soldiers. He killed seventy with the machine gun, twenty with the machete before it broke and ten with his bare hands."
"Oh my God! How does that have a morel to it?" her teacher asked.
"Don't fuck with uncle Eddie when he's been drinkin!"
(thank goodness this wasn't the English class)
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