dogs & men

How dogs and men are the same:

* Both take up too much space on the bed.
* Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
* Both mark their territory.
* Neither tells you what's bothering them.
* The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
* Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
* Neither does any dishes.
* Both fart shamelessly.
* Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
* Both like dominance games.
* Both are suspicious of the postman.
* Neither understands what you see in cats.

How dogs are better than men:

* Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
* Dogs miss you when you're gone.
* Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
* Dogs admit when they're jealous.
* Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
* You can train a dog.
* Dogs are easy to buy for.
* Dogs understand what "no" means.
* Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
* The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (okay, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
* Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).