One day while at the White House, the maid was cleaning the Oval Office's bird cage -- but, while she was doing it, the parrot flew out the window. The maid was scared that President Bush would find out and she would be fired. So she went to the pet store and asked the clerk if they had any parrots similar to the one she had lost. The clerk said yes, they had one that looked just like it, but the bird had been in a whorehouse for three years. The maid figured it was
better than nothing and bought it. When she took it back to the White House she put the parrot back in the cage like nothing happened. Later that day, Laura came in and the parrot said "Too old, too old" -- the First Lady was a bit peeved, but thought nothing of it. A couple hours later, President Bush came into the room and the bird chirped enthusiastically, "Hey George! Hey George!"
One day while at the White House, the maid was cleaning the Oval Office's bird cage -- but, while she was doing it, the parrot flew out the window. The maid was scared that President Bush would find out and she would be fired. So she went to the pet store and asked the clerk if they had any parrots similar to the one she had lost. The clerk said yes, they had one that looked just like it, but the bird had been in a whorehouse for three years. The maid figured it was
better than nothing and bought it. When she took it back to the White House she put the parrot back in the cage like nothing happened. Later that day, Laura came in and the parrot said "Too old, too old" -- the First Lady was a bit peeved, but thought nothing of it. A couple hours later, President Bush came into the room and the bird chirped enthusiastically, "Hey George! Hey George!"
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