Whitehouse dispute

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow end up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The two barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had McCain in his chair eached for the after shave.
McCain was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Cindy will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
The second barber turned to Obama and said, 'How about you?'
Obama replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'