2008-11-28

Lemon Squeeze

A religious young woman went to Confession.
She said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins & be forgiven.'
She said, 'Last night my boyfriend made passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long & hard & then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass & then drink the juice.'
She asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'

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