10 bullets for IT

* We work wierd (night) shifts
...Like prostitutes
* We get paid to make the client happy
...Like prostitutes
* Clients pay lots of money, most is kept by the boss
...Like prostitutes
* We get rewarded for fulfilling clients' dreams
...Like prostitutes
* Our friends fall apart so we hang with coworkers
...Like prostitutes
* We are perfectly groomed to meet clients
...Like prostitutes
* Going home is like escaping from hell
...Like prostitutes
* Clients are skint but expect incredible things
...Like prostitutes
* You have difficulty explaining your job to people
...Like prostitutes
* Every morning we say "I'm not doing this for the rest of my life"
...Like prostitutes.....