Body Of Evidence

A guy manages to get this hot girl back to his house, and they’re ripping off each other’s clothes when she notices the scars on his knees. “Oh, when I was a kid I contracted kneesles,” he explains.
“You mean measles,” she says.
“Oh no, Kneesles.” So they continue undressing each other, unfazed. Until she noticed his crooked toes.
“Ah, I also contracted toelio.”
“Don’t you mean polio?”
“No, I got toelio.” Bored by his denials, she shrugs it off. Until he drops his pants.
“Don’t tell me,” she laughs. “Smallcox…”