5 surgeon, 5 cities, 5 points of view (RSA)

From Durban, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
From Johannesburg, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
From Bloemfontein, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
From Pretoria, "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
From Cape Town, "You're all wrong. ANC politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."