Blonde 101

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, " we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

" Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, It's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, ' we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B , C , D, E , F , G!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, It's because you're blonde."

"The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled " we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls have flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"No, honey. It's because you're 24!"