2009-02-22

Fruit Loops

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the cereal with the hole in it. He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say:

Red................cherry
Yellow.............lemon
Green..............lime
Orange ............orange

Finally the professor gave them all 'honey' loops. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. 'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may Sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled,
'Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!'

(Oh naught, see where Nigeria is!)

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