anal deodorant

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. The blonde insists that she bought her last one from this store. The assistant passes blonde on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item. The blonde explains she bought her last one from this store only weeks agoand has done for several years. The pharmacist asks blonde to bring in her last purchase and he will try to match the product. The following day the blonde returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the blonde thinks this is an anal deodorant when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety. The blonde explains that instructions on reverse state, "Push up bottom to use."