

On Sir Stafford Cripps:
George Bernard Shaw
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
About naval tradition: It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.
On punctuality: I am a sporting man. I always like to give trains and aeroplanes a fair chance of getting away.

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