This is from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts".
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- Law & Order 17
- fighting hillbillies
- silent order
- real maths
- Law & Order 16
- praying parrots
- geek vs nerd
- Schwartz
- Law & Order 15
- Stingy lawyer
- a big mistake
- getting gassed up
- lost in translation
- Winston Churchill
- Law & Order 14
- update - medication
- 4th grade
- The FBI Is Hiring
- The Races
- Law & Order 13
- ... finally together
- Golfing With An Older Man
- Sabbath Sex
- You Americans
- Law & Order 12
- Redneck Hitchhiker
- farmer's daughters
- 3 tickets to...
- Law & Order 11
- sign in a store window
- you might be a redneck if
- blind golf
- Law & Order 10
- Better than a flu shot
- wrong address
- a wee bit-o-luck
- on a more serious note
- Law & Order 09
- Biology Class
- Q & A
- Father, I've Fallen
- Law & Order 08
- alien invasion
- memorable sayings
- Designated ¿Driver?
- by the proverbial
- Law & Order 07
- Durex Ad
- the right stuff
- don't mess with the pussy...
- worst (best) web addresses
- Law & Order 06
- Painless Birth
- aah! the power of edukashin
- Law & Order 05
- Some require more convincing than others ;-)
- evening out
- Johnny telling tales
- Creative Writing [Venus & Mars]
- Law & Order 04
- Married? - Why?
- what to do with Osama?
- 1 of 37
- Law & Order 03
- Republican & Democrat
- baby names
- Wisdom of Will Rogers
- January McDee
- Law & Order 02
- diagnostic problem
- definitely - Johnny
- Law & Order 01
- Shrt Obit
- depressed stowaway
- Creative Snake
- 6 inches
- You'd throw them a bone
- no Viagra
- Good Advertising
- two trees & a woodpecker
- wedding revenge
- kids are louder
- magically bigger
- it could be worse
- the ole folks home
- An Italian Girl
- undo 06
- mommy almost died
- Irish fertility
- moon walking
- undo 05
- Hymn #365
- getting even
- when is the F-word acceptable
- undo 04
- doctor story 07
- tick - tick - ticking
- little johnny strikes
- the "awful" truth
- undo 03
- doctor story 06
- upstairs with uncle Paul
- 7 dwarves of menopause
- "You're one sick puppy, Nadine!"
- undo 02
- doctor story 05
- new girlfriend
- 7 kinds of sex
- out for a stroll
- doctor story 04
- pulled over
- jogging Obama
- undo 01
- doctor story 03
- not a mullet
- the old west is gone
- dievorce (not a typo)
- doctor story 02
- True Story
- rectum stretcher
- Motivators For 2009
- doctor story 01
- smart ass 01
- Hope 2009 is all you want...
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