1st Smurf Sex - This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face.
2nd Kitchen Sex - This is when you have been with your partner For a short time and you are so needy you will Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd Bedroom Sex - This is when you have been with your partner For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and You usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th Hallway Sex - This is when you have been with your partner For too long When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say 'screw you.'
5th Religious Sex - Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun In the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)
6th Courtroom Sex - This is when you cannot stand your wife any More. She takes you to court and screws you In front of everyone.
7th Social Security Sex - You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own!
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