2009-05-21

Travel Agent & Real News

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks: "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.


From "News Corporation"

"Afghanistan's only known pig has been taken off display at Kabul Zoo and locked away to avoid panic among visitors who may be worried about swine flu... The interned animal -- known simply as Pig -- was one of two given to Afghanistan by China in 2002, months after the ouster of the hard-line Taliban regime, to help re-establish the zoo after it was destroyed during civil war."

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