2009-03-28

Dear Abby is at a loss

The following "cries for help" were sent to 'Dear Abby'...

...A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
...What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
...I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
...I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
...I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
...Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
...I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
...My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
...I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
...My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
...You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Remember these people can vote!!
(the incorrect vocabulary & spelling mistakes are not mine)

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