At A Loss

Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked: "What's wrong?"
The old man replied: "I am married to a sexy 21-year-old woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we have sex the minute I get home from work and right after dinner."
The young man had a strange look on his face and asked: "What's so bad about that? It sounds to me like you have a great sex life."
The old man replied: "I can't remember where I live!"

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